the messy adventures of mitchell: a guest post
yo, what's up my dudes? it's your boy guest posting here while my buddy mitchell is catching some z's. the little dude had a wild day in paint class the other day, and i just gotta share the hilarious story with you all.
so mitchell's been struggling a bit in paint class lately, you know, just can't seem to get his creative juices flowing. but me and my bro teacher, we're not about to let our little homie fail. so we decided to give him a little "motivation" to get him painting his heart out.
*yanks mitchell's shorts down* there we go, now the kid's rocking the shirt and diaper look, but don't worry, we hooked him up with a sweet painter's hat to make him feel fancy.
well would you look at that, once mitchell got a little push, his painting actually turned out pretty dang good! the little dude was really going for it. but then, uh oh, looks like someone's got a case of the poots! *mitchell farts loudly and makes a goofy face as he pushes the dump into his diaper* whoo-ee, that's a stinker! poor mitchell forgot to let us know when he needed to go potty, and now his painting is all brown and yellow - real classy.
instead of getting to show off his masterpiece, mitchell's art ended up getting shoved right down into the seat of his stinky diaper. talk about a messy situation, am i right? but you know what they say, "when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade" (1), or in mitchell's case, when life gives you a big ol' dump in your pants, you make...well, you get the idea.
anyway, mitchell learned a valuable lesson that day - it's okay to ask for help, and to let your teachers know when you need something. we all make mistakes, but that's how we learn and grow, you know? the little guy's got a good head on his shoulders, and i know he's gonna keep crushing it in paint class from now on.
alright, that's enough of my rambling. time for me to get back to monitoring the rest of these knuckleheads. mitchell's still snoozing away, so i'll let him catch up on his beauty sleep. catch you all later!