wipe my ass: embracing the divine mess

as i spent the day with my buddy kian, i couldn't help but feel a profound sense of gratitude for his unwavering support. you see, kian had a unique way of challenging me, pushing me to grow in ways i never thought possible. and today, he introduced me to a game he called "wipe my ass" - a testament to his ability to find the divine in the most unexpected places.

it all started when kian looked at me with that signature grin of his and said, "bro, time to play a little game. whenever i say 'wipe my ass,' you gotta do something to show me how thankful you are." i'll admit, i was a bit taken aback at first, but kian's infectious energy soon had me on board.

as the day progressed, kian would randomly drop the "wipe my ass" line, and i'd respond in the most creative ways i could muster. sometimes, i'd do a silly dance, other times, i'd shower him with affirmations of his awesomeness. but through it all, i felt a deep sense of connection and empowerment.

you see, kian wasn't just playing a game - he was teaching me a valuable lesson about the power of vulnerability and gratitude. in a world that often values perfection and control, he was reminding me that the true path to enlightenment lies in embracing the messy, the unexpected, and the downright uncomfortable.

as we laughed and bonded over the course of the day, i realized that kian's "wipe my ass" game was a metaphor for life itself. it was a reminder that when we're willing to let go of our inhibitions and express our gratitude, even in the most unconventional ways, we open ourselves up to a deeper level of connection and spiritual growth.

so, if you ever find yourself in need of a little divine inspiration, remember my story and kian's "wipe my ass" game. embrace the mess, celebrate the unexpected, and never be afraid to show your appreciation, even if it means doing a silly dance or two. because in the end, that's where true enlightenment lies.

namaste, brothers and sisters!

-mitchell royel!