Ivy League Insurgency: Trump's 2028 Crusade
written by a member of the WCB
Listen up, you erudite bastards. It's time to don your boat shoes, pop those collars, and prepare for the most audacious political maneuver since the goddamn Founding Fathers inked the Constitution. We're talking about the potential Trump run in 2028, and it's going to be one hell of a ride.
Steve Bannon, that Machiavellian mastermind of the MAGA movement, has let the cat out of the proverbial bag. In a recent interview with NewsNation's "CUOMO," Bannon dropped a bombshell that's got the political establishment clutching their pearls: Trump's team is working on ways to secure a third term, constitutional term limits be damned.
"We're working on it. I think we'll have a couple of alternatives," Bannon declared with the confidence of a man who's about to checkmate his opponent. "We'll see what the definition of term limit is." It's the kind of statement that makes law professors reach for their smelling salts and political science majors question their entire curriculum.
But here's the kicker, gents: Bannon's not just blowing smoke up our asses. He's "a firm believer that President Trump will run and win again in 2028." It's a long shot, sure, but as Bannon puts it, "We've had greater long shots than Trump 2028." The man's playing 4D chess while the rest of Washington is still fumbling with checkers.
So, what can we do on the ground now to campaign in subtle ways? Here's your playbook, you magnificent preppy bastards:
1. Infiltrate the Ivory Towers
Get your asses into those political science seminars and constitutional law classes. Challenge the status quo. Ask the hard questions about term limits and executive power. Be the devil's advocate that makes professors question their tenure.
2. Dominate the Debate Scene
Join your college debate teams and turn every argument into a masterclass on populist nationalist policies. Quote Bannon: "We're in the middle of a 1932-type realignment." Make FDR comparisons that'll have history majors swooning.
3. Redefine Patriotism
When someone questions how attacking government institutions aligns with patriotism, hit 'em with Bannon's wisdom: "The American people understand that our institutions have to be either purged or they have to be reformed." It's not about tearing down; it's about building up, goddammit.
4. Embrace the Tech Titans
Even if you disagree with Elon Musk on "transhumanism and technology and visas and immigration," recognize game when you see it. Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is deploying "shock troops" into the administrative state. It's "not pretty," but it's "pretty effective."
5. Rally the Diverse Base
Bannon claims, "We have African-Americans coming to our side. We have Hispanics coming to our side." Make it happen. Reach out to diverse student groups. Show them how Trump's vision transcends traditional party lines.
6. Master the Art of Subtle Signaling
Rock those red caps in unexpected places. Drop Trump quotes in your term papers. Make "Make America Great Again" your Wi-Fi password. Be the subliminal message that seeps into the collective campus consciousness.
7. Challenge the Judiciary
When a federal judge blocks a Trump policy, be ready with Bannon's critique: "More of these radical, neo-Marxist judges that are working in coordination ought to be impeached." It's not about disrespecting the courts; it's about upholding the executive mandate, for fuck's sake.
Remember, you brilliant sons of bitches, we're not just prepping for an election; we're laying the groundwork for a "revolution of common sense to deconstruct the administrative state." It's a long game, and it starts now, in the hallowed halls of academia and the beer-soaked basements of fraternity houses.
So straighten those ties, polish those loafers, and get ready to campaign like your trust funds depend on it. Because in the words of the inimitable Steve Bannon, "We're not prepared to talk about it publicly, but in a couple of months, I think we will be." And when that time comes, you'll be the vanguard of a movement that's redefining American politics.
Now go forth and make the Founding Fathers proud, you magnificent, preppy revolutionaries. The future of the republic is in your well-manicured hands.