Fart Awakening: Lesson in Patience
After an exhausting day of play, I finally drift off into a deep sleep, dreaming of peaceful nothingness. But soon enough, I hear the familiar sound of Mitchell’s footsteps approaching. He gently shakes me awake, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
“Hey, can you fart in my face?” he asks, barely containing his excitement. I groan, still half-asleep, “Dude, I’m sleeping. Give me an hour, and if you’re patient, I’ll make it worth your while.”
Mitchell pouts for a moment but then nods, understanding. He heads back to the living room, where he can wait for my grand fart reveal.
An hour passes, and I finally wake up, feeling refreshed and ready to deliver. I call out to him, “Alright, Mitchell! You’ve waited long enough!” He rushes in, practically bouncing on his feet.
I let out three epic farts, each one more glorious than the last. Mitchell bursts into laughter, clapping his hands in delight. But that’s not all—he decides to write an essay about his experience. Here’s what he came up with:
The Art of Patience: A Reflection on Farting
By Mitchell
Today, I learned a valuable lesson about patience and the joys of friendship. After a long day of playing on the playground, my friend needed some rest. I had a burning desire to witness the legendary fart he promised me, but I had to wait.
At first, it was tough. I wanted instant gratification, but I remembered that good things come to those who wait. After an hour, my patience paid off. When he finally delivered, it was not just one fart but three! Each one was a masterpiece, a symphony of sound and smell that brought joy to my heart.
This experience taught me that sometimes, waiting is part of the fun. It builds anticipation and makes the reward even sweeter. I’ll cherish this moment and remember that great friendships are built on patience, laughter, and the occasional fart.
With a proud grin, Mitchell finishes his essay and shows it to me. I can’t help but laugh at his dedication to the art of farting. Just another day in the life of a frat bro!