Mitchell’s Silly Basketball Day

Yo, what's crackin', dudes? It's ya boy from Topanga Canyon, and I've got a wild story to share about little Mitchell's basketball practice today. Buckle up, 'cause this one's a real trip!

So there I was, chillin' on the sidelines, watchin' Mitchell and his oversized toddler squad tryin' to ball. Coach Hayden, this total college bro, was runnin' the show. Everything's goin' smooth until Hayden decides to kick things up a notch.

He's like, "Yo, little dudes! Gather 'round!" And then, out of nowhere, he just starts strippin' Mitchell's shorts off! I'm thinkin', "Whoa, bro, that's not cool," but before I can say anything, the real show begins.

Picture this: Mitchell's standin' there in his Cookie Monster pampers, lookin' all confused. Then, I kid you not, he starts pushin' out a fart like it's his job! The other little bros are just starin', probably wonderin' if this is some new basketball move they haven't learned yet.

But wait, it gets better! Mitchell decides to go full squat mode, right there on the court. And boom! He drops a load in his Cookie Monster diaper like he's scorin' a slam dunk. The other kids are watchin' this go down like it's the NBA finals or somethin'.

Hayden, bein' the top-notch coach he is, handles it like a champ. He grabs a ball and chucks it at Mitchell's head – you know, to distract from the whole poopy situation. Then he's all, "Time out for you, little dude!" and puts Mitchell in the corner.

I gotta say, I've seen some crazy stuff at these practices, but this takes the cake. Mitchell might not be the next LeBron, but he's definitely got a future in performance art or somethin'.

Anyway, that's the scoop on Mitchell's silly basketball day. Next time, I'm bringin' extra shorts... and maybe a gas mask. Peace out, bros!