Mitchell: The Midnight Poop Ninja Who Weaponizes Flatulence

Real talk? Our boy Mitchell is a certified fart-powered poop machine. This three-year-old's got skills that turn his pamper into a biological warfare zone. He's not just a kid – he's a walking, talking, farting disaster waiting to happen.

Let's break it down – Mitchell's entire existence is basically one long, strategic fart campaign. We're talking full-on midnight missions where he'll unleash a gut-rumbling fart that could wake the dead, then push with all his might, dropping a dump right in the middle of his pamper like it's a tactical mission. Most three-year-olds are working on their potty training, but Mitchell? He's perfecting the art of pamper destruction.

The scene goes down like this: Quiet house, everyone's sleeping, and Mitchell's got a plan. He'll build up pressure like a tiny human pressure cooker, let out a fart that sounds like a deflating balloon, then bear down with the determination of a tiny superhero. Next thing you know – BAM! – pamper destruction complete. It's like he's got a PhD in midnight diaper demolition.

Most three-year-olds are learning to use the potty, but Mitchell? He's a one-man fart-powered poop machine writing his own rulebook. While other kids are trying to stay dry, he's turning his pamper into a late-night chemical warfare zone.

Potty Training Score: Mitchell - 1, Potty Training - 0, Parental Sanity - Negative Infinity

Stay gassy, stay legendary.