Great Promotion Prank: A Daycare Supervisor’s Tale

The Setup

Alright, tiny humans of Sunshine Sprouts Daycare, gather 'round for a legendary tale of epic proportions! It was my first day as the new supervisor, and I had a special mission for Mitchell – the pint-sized prankster who thought he ruled the toddler world.

The Hyping

I pulled Mitchell aside with the most serious face a preschool supervisor could muster. “Mitchell,” I said, my voice dripping with mock importance, “you’re getting a special promotion. You’re moving up to the big kids’ room.”

His eyes lit up. The kid was practically vibrating with excitement.

The Grand Deception

“You’re so advanced,” I told him. “So mature. The big kids are gonna love you.”

Mitchell puffed out his chest. Confidence radiating. Pride swelling.

The Moment of Truth

I walked him into the big kids’ room. The older children looked on, curious. Mitchell’s chest was puffed out like a tiny rooster, ready to show off his “advanced” status.

The Strategic Positioning

And then, in one swift move, I guided him right up close. Positioned him perfectly.

Face. Meet. Butt.

PFFFFFFT.

The Flatulent Finale

I unleashed a tactical wind directly into Mitchell’s face. Right there. In front of his new “big kid” audience.

The older kids’ reactions were a symphony of shock, horror, and barely contained laughter.

Mitchell’s face? Pure betrayal. Absolute confusion.

The Walk of Shame

I calmly walked him back to the toddler room. Dropped him off like nothing had happened.

The Lesson

Some promotions aren’t what they seem. Some mentors are more about life lessons than actual mentoring.

Pro tip: Never trust a supervisor with a mischievous glint in their eye.**

- Mr. Broseph, Daycare Supervisor Extraordinaire

P.S. Mitchell, consider this your first real-world performance review.