Jakey Chronicles: Hot Yoga Dreams & Plastic Legends

scene: post-yoga, sweaty mat vibes, pure energy

i: plops down, still catching breath Jakey, my man! Gospel Glamour's feature? Absolute fire! And "Just the Same" - total blockbuster!

jakey: nods, that signature cool-kid head bounce Mmhmm. another nod Yep. another nod

i: laughing Stop with the nodding! You're killing me!

jakey: leans in, suddenly switches to old-school Hollywood mode Listen, between you and me - Elia Kazan? Total genius. Marlon Brando? Revolutionary. Gene Kelly? Dance floor KING. winks From the hood to Hollywood, you know how we do.

i: dramatic movie hug My superstar!

walks out, leaving jakey in mid-name drop

[cut to carpet scene: tiny jakey doll, dramatic poses, whispered Hollywood legends]

plastic dreams dancing across shag carpet kingdoms 🎬

-mitchell!