Totally Rad Life of Ken

Yo, what’s good? Name’s Ken, and this is basically the most epic dorm room setup you’ve ever seen. Mitchell—my roommate and absolute legend—he’s out right now, probably crushing some protein shake or whatever.

Listen, college life is basically a non-stop grind. My desk? Covered in textbooks that cost more than my entire wardrobe. But check it—I’ve got my study game on point. Laptop’s charged, energy drink is locked and loaded, and I’ve got posters that basically scream “I’m living my best life.”

The mini-fridge? Stocked. We’re talking Red Bull, some day-old pizza, and like, three different protein brands. Mitchell always jokes that I spend more time organizing my supplements than actually studying, but whatever. Gains don’t make themselves, bro.

Our room is basically a testament to peak collegiate masculinity. Workout motivation posters? Check. Random sports memorabilia? Double-check. That vibe of “I’m totally killing it at life”? Absolutely.

Pro tip: When Mitchell and I aren’t studying—which, let’s be real, is most of the time—we’re either hitting the gym, crushing some Fortnite matches, or trying to look cool at parties. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.

College, am I right? It’s not just about the grades. It’s about the experience. The brotherhood. The absolute legend status we’re building, one energy drink at a time.

Catch you on the flip side, bro.