The Difference Between Bastardized White Supremacy and White Supremacy: Part 2

*P1: Originally a blog on the OG Benchwarmers Legacy, but we just want to drive the point home.*

Disclaimer: We do not support or condone white supremacy in any form.

Welcome back, dear readers, to the second installment of our deep dive into the murky waters of white supremacy. If you missed the first part, well, you might want to catch up. But if you're here for the ride, buckle up, because we're about to take this conversation to the next level.

Bastardized White Supremacy vs. White Supremacy

Let's get one thing straight: white supremacy, in its purest form, is already a deplorable ideology. But what happens when you take something that's already rotten to the core and twist it even further? You get bastardized white supremacy—a mutation so grotesque that even the original supremacists might raise an eyebrow.

Racism for the Sake of Racism

First off, let's talk about racism. Now, we all know that racism is a horrific act, but here's the kicker: racism for the sake of racism isn't even white supremacy. It's just plain old, unadulterated evil. White supremacy, as twisted as it is, has a perverse logic to it—an ideology that claims to be about preserving some mythical racial purity. But when you strip away even that flimsy justification, you're left with senseless hatred. It's like taking a bad idea and making it worse. Imagine a chef who decides that their terrible soup isn't terrible enough, so they add a dash of arsenic. That's bastardized white supremacy for you.

Prostitution and White Supremacy

Next up, prostitution. Now, you might be wondering, what on earth does prostitution have to do with white supremacy? The answer is simple: nothing. Prostitution is a complex issue with roots in socio-economic factors, human trafficking, and personal choice. It has absolutely nothing to do with the ideology of white supremacy. Yet, in the twisted world of bastardized white supremacy, everything gets lumped together in a chaotic mess. It's like trying to make a salad and throwing in a wrench because, why not? The wrench doesn't belong there, and neither does prostitution in the discussion of white supremacy.

The Bro-Ish Perspective

Now, let's take a step back and look at this from a bro-ish perspective. Imagine you're at a party, and some dude starts ranting about how everything wrong in the world is because of white supremacy. You nod along, but then he starts talking about how the rise in avocado prices is also a result of white supremacy. At this point, you're thinking, "Bro, what are you even talking about?" That's the essence of bastardized white supremacy—taking a terrible idea and making it so convoluted that even the bros at the party can't follow along.

Philosophical Musings

On a more philosophical note, bastardized white supremacy is a reflection of the human tendency to distort and corrupt ideologies. It's a reminder that even the worst ideas can be made worse when stripped of their original (albeit twisted) logic. It's like looking at a funhouse mirror version of an already grotesque image. The distortion is so severe that it becomes almost unrecognizable.

Driving the Point Home

So, why are we talking about this again? Because it's crucial to understand that not everything can be blamed on white supremacy, and certainly not on its bastardized version. By lumping unrelated issues together, we dilute the seriousness of real problems and create a chaotic narrative that's impossible to address meaningfully.

In conclusion, bastardized white supremacy is like a bad joke that keeps getting worse every time it's told. It's a reminder that even the most abhorrent ideologies can be twisted into something even more nonsensical. So, let's keep our discussions focused, our arguments logical, and our perspectives clear. And remember, bros, not everything is about white supremacy—sometimes, an avocado is just an avocado.

Note: Our coaches, pastors, and big brothers are just that—coaches, pastors, and big brothers. We're not eye candy for them.

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