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CONFRONTING EXTREMISM: SHEDDING LIGHT ON THE GRAY AREAS BETWEEN BASTARDIZED WHITE SUPREMACY AND WHITE SUPREMACY

At Mitch Leyor, we believe in fostering an inclusive and diverse environment. It’s essential to address the distinction between bastardized white supremacy and white supremacy. White supremacy refers to a belief system that promotes the idea of white racial superiority, marginalizing and oppressing other racial groups. It’s rooted in historical contexts and has been perpetuated by extremist ideologies.

On the other hand, bastardized white supremacy refers to a misinterpretation or distortion of the concept of white supremacy. It may involve the adoption of some elements of white supremacist ideology without fully embracing its extremist nature. While both ideologies are harmful, it’s important to recognize that bastardized white supremacy can have demonic manifestations, such as systemic biases or discriminatory practices that may not be as overt as traditional white supremacist movements.

We firmly denounce any form of white supremacy, including bastardized versions, and are committed to promoting diversity, equality, and inclusivity in all aspects of our business and beyond. We strive to create a safe and equitable space for everyone, irrespective of their race, ethnicity, or background, and actively work towards dismantling systemic barriers.

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Evie's Class of '23-'24: Surviving the '13' Rollercoaster and Graduating with Style

Sup, bros and broettes! It's ya boy, comin' at ya with some real talk about life, love, and the crazy ride that was senior year. Buckle up, 'cause this story's wilder than a Hail Mary pass in the fourth quarter!

So, picture this: ya boi's chillin' with the squad, crushin' it on EA Sports NFL 24, when I catch this flick called "13". Bruh, if you ain't seen it, you're missin' out! There's this chick Evie, and let me tell ya, she's like a tornado wrapped in a hurricane with a side of lightning.

Now, imagine ya boy actually dated an Evie. Bro, it'd be like tryin' to tackle a greased-up running back – slippery AF and bound to leave you face-down on the turf! She'd flip my world faster than a coin toss, have me skippin' practice, blowin' off the boys, and probably rockin' some weird goth look. Not cool, bro, not cool.

But you know what? Ya boy's got resilience like Tom Brady's got rings. If Evie turned my life upside down, I'd bounce back harder than a fumbled football.

How?

Simple:

  1. Hit the gym: Nothin' clears the mind like pumpin' iron, am I right?

  2. Game time with the bros: EA Sports marathons, complete with epic burp contests and the sweet symphony of our farts. Laughter's the best medicine, especially when it smells like last night's nachos!

  3. Focus on the future: College apps, MASTERS APP, ART SCHOOL, scholarship essays, and visualizing that sweet, sweet diploma.

Speaking of diplomas, can you believe we're about to graduate? Feels like yesterday we were freshmen, tryin' to find our lockers without lookin' like total noobs. Our squad's gotten smaller over the years – shoutout to the homies who moved on to greener pastures – but those who stuck around? We're tighter than a defensive line on fourth and goal.

To all my bros and broettes movin' on, here's a little scripture to keep you goin': "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." (Jeremiah 29:11)

And a quick prayer: Lord, bless this class as we head out into the world. Keep us safe, help us score touchdowns in life, and maybe bless us with some sick moves in the college dating game. Amen, and Go Wildcats!

-CHAD

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The Purposeful Bro's Mixtape: Dropping Beats and Baggage with Deck

Yo, what's good, you absolute legends! It's ya boy Deck, coming at you live from the hallowed halls of Kappa Epsilon Gamma (KEG).

Today, we're gonna spit some truth about something realer than reality TV and deeper than the bass in your subwoofer. We're talking about keeping your purpose when your squad's carrying more baggage than a trust fund baby on a semester abroad. So grab your AirPods, crack open a cold one, and let's dive into this banger of knowledge!

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Deck, my man, I'm here to crush life and top the charts, not deal with all this emotional mumbo-jumbo!" But check it, bros and baes – life's like producing a fire track. You need a sick beat, dope lyrics, and a crew that's in sync. When your best bud or your main squeeze is lugging around more issues than a comic book store, it's gonna mess with your flow worse than autotune on a Nickelback track.

Let me break it down with a real-life banger. Picture this: You and your ride-or-die homie, let's call him Lil Baggage, decide to collab on the hottest mixtape since my mixtape. You're laying down beats smoother than a freshly waxed surfboard, your lyrics are fire enough to melt the polar ice caps, and you're convinced this collab is gonna blow up bigger than that "experiment" in the chem lab last semester.

But then, faster than a campus squirrel on Red Bull, shit goes left. Lil Baggage starts turning every track into anemo ballad about his ex, his mommy issues, and that time in middle school when he got pantsed in front of his crush. Suddenly, your bangers about conquering life and crushing goals are being drowned out by your homie's lyrical sob stories. It's like trying to bump "Sicko Mode" at a retirement home – the vibe is all kinds of wrong.

So, what's a purposeful bro to do when the collab is heading south faster than freshmen rushing to Cancun for spring break? Let me drop some knowledge on you that's more valuable than a front-row parking spot on game day.

Step one: Listen up, but don't let your studio become a confessional. Be the producer, not the therapist. Let them spit their verse, but set boundaries faster than campus security shuts down a dorm party. Your purpose isn't to be their emotional punching bag – it's to be the hype man for their comeback tour.

Step two: Call out that toxic behavior like you'd call out a poser wearing fake Yeezys. Be real, be honest, but don't be a total douche about it. Hit 'em with something like, "Bro, I love you like Kanye loves Kanye, but this past drama is killing our vibe harder than a recorder solo in a trap beat." For the ladies, try, "Babe, you're hotter than my mixtape, but this baggage is weighing us down more than a freshman fifteen."

Step three: Lead by example, you absolute unit of awesomeness. Show them how to live in the present like it's the last day before finals and you haven't started studying. Focus on your goals, crush your classes, and dominate life like it's a game of Beer Pong and you've got the steadiest hands in the frat.

Remember, you kings and queens of campus, your purpose is bigger than any baggage. You're here to top the charts of life, not get stuck on repeat playing the same old sad songs. Don't let someone else's past drama become the skip track on your album of success.

In the grand festival of life, be the headliner who drops mad beats of purpose and sick rhymes of compassion. When your homie's verse threatens to turn your banger into a ballad, don't kick them off the track – instead, help them find a new flow that vibes with the beat of personal growth and mutual success.

And if, despite your Grammy-worthy efforts, the collab keeps producing more flops than a fish out of water, remember: there's always another featuring opportunity on the horizon. Sometimes, preserving your artistic integrity (and your sanity) means knowing when to go solo and drop your own exclusive content.

So there you have it, my purposeful players. Now go out there and dominate life like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet and you've got a tapeworm! May your rhymes be tight, your future be bright, and your purpose be unshakeable!

-deck

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From Novice to Virtuoso: Capturing Her Heart with Precision

Embarking on the Grand Odyssey of Romance: A Scholar-Athlete's Guide

Salutations, esteemed scholar-athlete! As you venture into the thrilling odyssey of romantic pursuits, let us draw upon the nuanced precision and strategic acumen inherent in high-performance racing. This approach will ensure that your date is not merely a fleeting encounter but a prelude to a series of enriching engagements.

1. Initiate with Precision: Crafting the Quintessential First Impression

Analogous to an athlete meticulously preparing for a pivotal championship match, your initial presentation is of paramount importance. Your attire should be nothing short of impeccable, your demeanor exuding confidence, and your conversational prowess engaging and insightful. Confidence, in this context, serves as the intellectual catalyst that propels you forward, creating an indelible impression.

2. Engage with Eloquence: Navigating the Conversational Terrain

During the date, akin to maneuvering through the complexities of a sophisticated playbook, maintain a dialogue that is both fluid and intellectually stimulating. Inquire deeply into her passions and listen with genuine, rapt attention. A well-placed compliment, such as, "Your insights are as captivating as a meticulously executed game plan," can leave a lasting impression that resonates beyond the evening.

3. Maintain Momentum: The Art of Textual Communication

In the aftermath of your encounter, ensure the dialogue persists with thoughtful and deliberate communication. A message such as, "I thoroughly enjoyed our conversation and eagerly anticipate our next intellectual exchange," keeps the connection vibrant and anticipatory, much like the strategic planning of a subsequent race.

4. Strategic Alignment: Harmonizing with Her Interests

Uncover her interests and align your subsequent plans accordingly, akin to strategizing for a competitive advantage on the field. Whether it involves an art exhibit or a sporting event, tailor your approach to resonate with her preferences, thereby enhancing the potential for a mutually enriching experience.

5. Conclude with Clarity: Securing the Next Engagement

Ultimately, articulate your desire for a continued connection with sincerity and clarity. A straightforward expression, such as, "I would be delighted to see you again, perhaps next weekend?" effectively paves the way for future encounters, ensuring that the journey continues with enthusiasm.

Three Witty NASCAR-Inspired Pick-Up Lines for the First Date:

  1. "Are you a race car? Because every moment with you accelerates my heart rate to exhilarating speeds!"

  2. "I must be a strategist because your intellectual allure is as captivating as a perfectly executed pit stop."

  3. "You must be a champion racer, for you have effortlessly captured my attention in record time!"

Remember, as a scholar-athlete, the realm of dating is akin to a strategic game—it demands intellect, finesse, and the occasional pause for reflective contemplation. May your journey be both rewarding and enlightening!

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Drafting for Redemption: Navigating the Comeback Lap with Your Ex

📸: @mitchellroyel

Picture this, bros: You're chillin' in your man cave, surrounded by your prized NASCAR memorabilia, when suddenly your phone lights up like the Las Vegas Motor Speedway at night. It's her. The girl you thought was in your rearview mirror for good. Your heart starts racing faster than Kyle Larson on a qualifying run.

📸: @mitchellroyel

First things first, take a deep breath and remember: this ain't your first rodeo. You've been down this track before, but this time, you've got the wisdom of experience and the guidance of the Big Man upstairs to keep you on course.

Approaching the Sequel: Fresh Mindset, No Pit Falls

Listen up, bros. Approaching this sequel is like preparing for a restrictor plate race at Talladega. You need strategy, patience, and a whole lot of faith. Here's how to tackle it with a fresh mindset:

  1. Tune Up Your Soul: Before you even think about jumping back into the driver's seat of this relationship, take some time to get right with the Lord. Hit up your local church, join a Bible study for bros, or simply have a heart-to-heart with the Big Guy. Remember, "With God, all things are possible" (Matthew 19:26), even fixing your love life.

  2. Inspect Your Engine: Take a good, hard look at yourself. What mistakes did you make in the past? Were you running on empty when it came to emotional fuel? Did you forget to check your blind spots? Identify these issues and work on them. It's time for some serious self-improvement, bro.

  3. Practice Safe Driving: This time around, you need to be more careful with her heart. Treat it like you would a pristine 1969 Dodge Charger Daytona - with respect, care, and a gentle touch. Remember, "Love is patient, love is kind" (1 Corinthians 13:4).

  4. Communicate Like a Pro Spotter: Clear, honest communication is key. Be upfront about your intentions and listen to her concerns. It's like having a top-notch spotter in your ear during a tight race - you need that guidance to avoid collisions and stay on track.

Avoiding the Same Mistakes: Learning from the Past Laps

To make sure you don't end up in the same crash as before, keep these tips in mind:

  1. Slow and Steady Wins the Race: Don't rush things. Take your time rebuilding trust and getting to know each other again. It's not about who crosses the finish line first; it's about enjoying the journey together.

  2. Keep Your Eyes on the Prize: Stay focused on building a healthy relationship. Don't let distractions or temptations pull you off course. Remember, "Let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us" (Hebrews 12:1).

  3. Regular Pit Stops: Make time for check-ins and honest conversations. Address issues as they come up, don't let them fester like a worn-out tire about to blow.

  4. Fuel Up on Forgiveness: Both of you need to be willing to forgive past mistakes and move forward. As it says in Colossians 3:13, "Forgive as the Lord forgave you."

Remember, bros, getting back together with an ex is like attempting a risky pass on the last lap. It takes skill, courage, and a whole lot of faith. But with the right mindset and these holy horsepower tips, you might just find yourself in Victory Lane, celebrating a love that's stronger and more blessed than ever before.

So strap in, say a prayer, and get ready for the ride of your life. May your relationship be as smooth as fresh asphalt and as thrilling as the Daytona 500!

-deck

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