Guest Post: Why Feeding Mitchell Mac and Cheese on the Floor is a Brilliant Idea

Alright, folks, let’s talk about something truly groundbreaking—feeding Mitchell his mac and cheese on the floor instead of in his high chair. I know, I know, it sounds absolutely outrageous, but hear me out. Sometimes, it’s just better to let the little guy enjoy his meal in a way that really embraces the chaos of life.

Picture this: It’s a typical day, and Mitchell’s been a “good boy” (whatever that means). So, instead of strapping him into his high chair like a little prisoner, I decide to let him have his mac and cheese on the floor. Because why not? Who needs a clean dining experience when you can have a full-on food explosion?

Now, let’s set the scene. Mitchell’s sitting there, a stinky pamper wrapped around him, completely unfazed by the fact that he’s about to make a monumental mess. He digs into that cheesy goodness like it’s the last meal on Earth. And honestly, watching him go to town is a sight to behold. There’s cheese everywhere—on his face, in his hair, and of course, all over the floor. It’s like a mac and cheese crime scene.

And let’s not forget the delightful aroma wafting from his diaper as he munches away. It’s a sensory overload, really. Who wouldn’t want to combine the smell of cheesy pasta with the unmistakable scent of a loaded pamper? It’s a culinary experience like no other.

Sure, some might argue that feeding him on the floor is a recipe for disaster. But honestly, isn’t that the point? Life is messy, and so is eating. Why pretend otherwise? Plus, it gives me a chance to practice my clean-up skills. After all, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

So, there you have it. Feeding Mitchell mac and cheese on the floor is not just a choice; it’s a lifestyle. It’s about embracing the mess, the chaos, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. So, the next time your little one is being “good,” consider tossing that mac and cheese on the floor. You won’t regret it—at least not until you’re knee-deep in cheese and diaper duty.