Brand New Bitch!

hey y'all, it's your boy mitchell here, and tonight's the night we're kickin' off our wild ride with mitchell in moscow! 🎭🇷🇺

now, before you start packin' your bags and checkin' flight prices, let me spill the tea - we ain't actually hoppin' on a plane to russia. nah, this is all about that spiritual journey, fam! we're talkin' 'bout being in moscow with our hearts and minds, ya feel me? 💖🧠

so why moscow, you ask? well, it's all about that transformation, baby! just like how moscow's been through its own glow-up over the centuries, we're here to embrace our inner "brand new bitch" energy. it's time to shed that old skin and step into our power! 🐍✨

let's take a page outta the good book for a sec. proverbs 31:25 says, "she is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come." 👑 that's us, honey! we're puttin' on our strength like it's the hottest designer outfit, and we're struttin' into our future with a smile and a wink.

and don't forget romans 12:2: "do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind." 🧠💫 we're not here to fit in, we're here to stand out! moscow might be thousands of miles away, but that transformative energy? it's right here, right now.

so tonight, as we dive into this mitchell in moscow adventure, remember - you're a brand new bitch, baby! you're strong, you're fierce, and you're ready to conquer your own personal moscow. let's get this spiritual party started! 🎉🔥

who's ready to slay? 'cause honey, in the words of the great philosopher nicki minaj:

"I quadruple-dog dare ya
I quadruple-dog dare ya
I quadruple-dog any one of ya bitches to come out
I—uh—five times dare... you... bitch-ass hoes... yeah!"

-mitchell royel!