Guest Post: Ryan and Mitchell’s Unconventional Bond

Alright, folks, let’s talk about Ryan and his newfound “friendship” with Mitchell. It’s been two weeks of them kicking it together, and I’ve gotta say, Ryan’s really starting to feel some empathy for the little guy. But today, with me watching, things took a turn for the ridiculous.

So, there we are, and I decide it’s time for Ryan to step into the changing room with Mitchell. Mitchell, being his usual charming self, greets Ryan with a cheerful “hi” while proudly sporting his dirty pamper. And what do I say? “Do it, Ryan.” Because, of course, that’s the kind of encouragement we need in this scenario.

Ryan, with a laugh, approaches Mitchell and decides that a little booger action is the way to go. He rubs a big booger across Mitchell’s face, smearing it like it’s some kind of artistic expression. Because who wouldn’t want a snot masterpiece on their cheek, right?

But wait, it gets better. Ryan then blows his nose and, in a stroke of genius, smears the snot across Mitchell’s face too. It’s a bonding moment, folks—nothing says “friendship” like sharing bodily fluids. We waited for about ten minutes, just soaking in the absurdity of it all.

Then, in a move that can only be described as questionable, Ryan hops up on the changing table. Mitchell, of course, is just being a good boy, completely oblivious to the chaos about to unfold. And then it happens—Ryan lets out a loud PFFTTT, farting right on Mitchell’s face.

So there you have it. Ryan’s empathy for Mitchell has taken a wild turn into the realm of the absurd. It’s a friendship built on boogers and farts, and honestly, who could ask for anything more? Here’s to the unconventional bonds we form, even if they come with a side of snot!