Liquid Zeitgeist: Deconstructing The Socio-Cultural Implications of Celebrity Smoothie Culture
captured by royel, 2024
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in the heart of los angeles, where trends are born and die faster than you can say “kale”, a new cultural phenomenon has taken root: the celebrity smoothie. it’s not just a drink; it’s a lifestyle, a statement, and apparently, the key to unlocking your best self.
erewhon: the mecca of liquid status symbols
at the epicenter of this movement stands erewhon, the holy grail of overpriced organic produce and elixirs. it’s where the elite come to be seen, clutching their $25 smoothies like badges of honor. but who are we to judge? if hailey bieber’s “strawberry glaze” smoothie can make us feel like we’re one step closer to red carpet-ready skin, then pass us the straw.
mental health in a mason jar
celebrities swear by these concoctions, claiming they’re the secret to inner peace and outer glow. who needs therapy when you have adaptogenic mushrooms and activated charcoal, right? it’s almost as if anxiety and depression can be blended away with the right combination of superfoods and a hefty price tag.
10 tips to embrace the smoothie lifestyle:
always carry a reusable straw (preferably rose gold)
master the art of the smoothie selfie
memorize at least five obscure superfoods
practice pronouncing “açaí” correctly
invest in a wardrobe that complements your smoothie colors
cultivate a discerning palate for coconut water
learn to casually name-drop your favorite celebrity smoothie
perfect the “i woke up like this” look for your smoothie run
develop strong biceps for carrying multiple smoothies
always have a witty smoothie-related instagram caption ready
the fashion of feeling good
it’s not just about what’s inside the cup; it’s about how you look holding it. pair your green goddess smoothie with a cropped brandy melville tee and high-waisted jeans for that effortless “i care about my health but make it fashion” vibe. remember, your smoothie is the ultimate accessory.
empowerment in every sip
there’s something oddly empowering about spending half your paycheck on blended fruits and vegetables. it’s like you’re investing in yourself, one overpriced sip at a time. who needs financial stability when you can have glowing skin and the approval of strangers on the internet?
-mitchell royel
10 takeaways from my blog:
smoothies are the new black
erewhon is basically the met gala of grocery stores
mental health is just a dragon fruit away
your smoothie choice says more about you than your zodiac sign
brandy melville and smoothies are a match made in instagram heaven
the more unpronounceable ingredients, the better
smoothies are basically liquid therapy
your bank account may suffer, but your followers will thrive
always choose the smoothie that matches your outfit
when in doubt, just ask yourself: what would gwyneth do?