story: Mitchell's Big Day at the Park

Oh, the places Mitchell would go! To the park, to the slide, in his pamper and shirt, with a big smile so wide.

He saw a stack, a stack so high, of swim pampers just for him, oh my! His buddy Dylan, with a grin so bright, said, "Mitchell, these are yours, alright!"

To the bathroom they went, quick as a flash, to change into swim pampers, oh what a splash! Mitchell looked in the mirror, feeling quite grand, "I look so hot," he thought, "just as I planned!"

He ran to the park, so full of cheer, excited for the pool, his favorite time of year. In the shallow end, he splashed with glee, with floats on his arms, though he said, "Not for me!"

With kids all around, boys having fun, Mitchell felt a fart coming, oh what fun! He pushed and he laughed, bubbles rising high, during Marco Polo, oh my, oh my!

Then another fart came, but this time, oh dear, a dump in his swim pampers, but he had no fear. The swim pampers held it, neat and tight, as Mitchell kept playing, from morning to night.

Out of the pool, his pampers did swell, like a big balloon, oh what a tale to tell! He passed some college bros, studying away, they said, "Hey Mitchell, sniff your pamper today!"

Mitchell did it, with a laugh and a grin, smelling his stinky pamper, oh what a win! He asked to keep playing, till night-night time, and Dylan said, "Sure, buddy, that's just fine!"

He ran through the park, full speed ahead, his swim pamper sagging, turning brown instead. He hit the slide, with a smile so wide, having the best day ever, on this epic ride!