mitchell's special birthday adventure!
hewwo evewybody! it's me, mitchell royel, and guess what? today is my birthday! yay! 🎉
this morning, i woke up feeling all excited and wiggly. my caretaker bro mason came in with a big smile. he picked me up and said, "happy birthday, little buddy!" then he put me in my favorite playpen.
mason told me, "no shorts today, buddy. let's let those pampers breathe!" i thought that was funny, but it felt nice and cool on my legs. he gave me my special paci and pushed it in my mouth. i love my paci!
i crawled around my playpen for a bit, feeling all happy and free. no birthday cake yet, but mason brought me a big tub of yummy gerber! as i was eating, i felt something warm and squishy happen in my pamper. oopsie! i made a birthday dump!
while i was still munching on my gerber, mason came over with a big grin. he said, "here's a special birthday surprise for you!" and then... PFFFT! he made a super loud birthday fart right in my face! he told me to sniff it, so i did. it was stinky but funny!
i giggled so much that i pushed out another big dump in my pampers. mason just laughed and said, "looks like someone's having a poopy birthday!"
then, mason gave me my bottle. he pushed it in my mouth and said, "drink up, birthday boy!" as he walked out, i lay there, sipping my bottle, feeling all cozy in my squishy pamper.
what a fun birthday morning! i wonder what other silly surprises are waiting for me today?
wuv,
Mitchell Royel!