guest post: Mitchell's Pampered Paradise: A Birthday Tribute from Your Proud Bro

Yo Mitchell, my little diaper dude!

Happy birthday, bro! I'm chillin' in the library, hitting the books early with the squad, but I just had to take a sec to give you a shout-out. I hear you're bouncing around in your stinky pampers, letting those farts fly like a champ. That's my boy!

Gotta say, I'm hella impressed with your commitment, man. Less than a year and you're back in pampers 24/7? That's some next-level dedication right there. You've really embraced the paci life, and I know you're all about that warm bottle action. Plus, mad respect for not whining when you've got a load in your drawers anymore. You've come a long way, little bro.

Remember how stressed you were about bed-wetting and trying to rock those big boy undies? Well, look at you now! Waking up on your birthday with a smeared load and soaked pampers like it's no big deal. That's growth, my dude.

And how about that jumbo box of birthday pampers waiting for you? Talk about the perfect gift for our pampered prince! I bet you were stoked to see that big bow, knowing you've got a fresh supply to keep that booty covered.

Now, about breakfast... I hope you enjoyed your special meal with a side of old college transcripts. Nothing says "happy birthday" like shoving those grades down your pamper, right? I heard you celebrated by farting and dropping another load while you chowed down. That's the Mitchell we know and love - always multitasking!

Keep rocking those pampers, little bro. You've found your true calling, and we couldn't be prouder. Here's to another year of staying padded and happy!

Your awesome big bro,

P.S. Don't forget to change that diaper, dude. We love you, but phew!