the birthday fart game: mitchell's stinky wake-up call

hewwo evewybody! it's mitchell royel, and i gots a funny birthday stowy to tell you!

on my special day, i woke up feeling all fresh in my clean pampers. i was so excited, i toddled right into liam's room. "hi liam!" i said with a big smile.

liam looked at me and grinned. "hey buddy," he said. "ready for your birthday surprise?"

i knew exactly what that meant! i climbed up on the bed and lay down, my eyes all sparkly with excitement. liam reached over and gently pulled my paci out of my mouth.

then the fun began! liam turned around and... pfffft! he pressed his butt hard on my face and let out a big stinky fart! i giggled and scrunched up my nose, feeling all squished.

but that was just the start! liam had nine more farts saved up just for me. each one was stinkier than the last, and he kept pushing his butt down harder!

pfffft! "that's two!" i laughed, my voice all muffled.

pfffft! "three!" i counted, trying to breathe.

pfffft! "four!" my eyes were watering now.

pfffft! "five!" i couldn't stop giggling, even though i was gasping for air.

pfffft! "six!" my tummy hurt from laughing so much.

pfffft! "seven!" i was wriggling all over the bed, trying to get some air.

pfffft! "eight!" i thought my nose might fall off!

pfffft! "nine!" i was really struggling to breathe now, but it was so funny!

pfffft! "ten!" the biggest, stinkiest fart of all, right on my face!

when it was all over, liam patted my head and said, "happy birthday, little stinker! now back to your playpen!"

i toddled back to my playpen, my face all red from laughing and not being able to breathe, and my nose full of stinky birthday farts. what a way to start my special day!

wuv,

mitchell royel