Mitchell's New Adventure as a Slow Learner

Today was a big day for Mitchell and his crew of 7- to 10-year-old bros in class. The teacher gathered everyone around to make an important announcement. “Alright, everyone, I have something special to share! Mitchell is now officially one of our slow learners!”

The room buzzed with excitement and curiosity. Mitchell beamed with pride, knowing this meant some unique perks coming his way. “What does that mean?” one of his friends asked, wide-eyed.

“Well,” the teacher continued, “it means Mitchell will have an exposed pamper for easier changes. No more rushing to the bathroom! He’ll also get an extra naptime, which we all know he loves.” Mitchell couldn’t help but grin at the thought of more snooze time.

“And for lunch,” the teacher added, “instead of pizza and burgers, he’ll be enjoying mushed peas and squash. Yum, right?” The class erupted in laughter, and Mitchell chuckled along, knowing he was in for some interesting meals.

Finally, the teacher wrapped it up with, “And don’t forget, Mitchell will also get gas pills in the morning to help with any tummy troubles.”

Just then, one of the kids in the back lifted his butt and let out a loud fart, looking straight at Mitchell. “Don’t worry, buddy! It’ll be fun!” he said with a grin.

Mitchell laughed, feeling a sense of camaraderie with his classmates. They might tease him about the mushed peas, but they were all on this journey together. With his new title as a slow learner, he was ready to embrace the adventure ahead, pamper and all!