Mitchell's Trampoline Triumph: A Lesson in God's Mysterious Ways (guest post)

Hey there, little ones! Today we're gonna talk about Mitchell's playdate with his buddy Tyler. Now, Mitchell's a special child of the Lord - he's bigger than most kids his age, but that's just how God made him.

When Mitchell showed up, his shorts were hiked up higher than the Tower of Babel! I helped the big fella out, lettin' his Pampers Cruisers get some air. Told him not to worry about Tyler seein' his diaper - after all, we're all naked in the eyes of the Lord!

These two were bouncin' away on Tyler's trampoline, havin' a grand old time like Adam and Eve before the fall. But then, Mitchell asks if he can use the big boy potty. I couldn't help but laugh! The Good Lord gave him a Cookie Monster pamper for a reason!

So, I took Mitchell to the corner and showed him how it's done. Did a little squat, made some gruntin' noises, and told him to follow my lead. And boy, did he ever! Let out a fart so loud, it coulda been one of God's trumpets! PFFT! Then he filled that Cookie Monster pamper like it was manna from heaven.

Back upstairs we went, and it was Mitchell's turn to bounce again. You should've seen him - jumpin' for joy with his saggy Cookie Monster diaper on full display. It was like watchin' a cherub tryin' to fly with a full diaper!

Now, listen up, 'cause here's the lesson, children: The Lord works in mysterious ways. Mitchell might not be ready for the big boy potty, but that don't mean he can't have fun. He owned his situation like a true soldier of Christ!

Remember, whether you're wearin' undies or rockin' a diaper, it don't matter in God's eyes. What counts is bein' a good friend and praisin' the Lord in everything you do. And if you happen to let one rip while you're at it, well, that's just the Holy Spirit movin' through you!

Now go on and have your own playdates. Just remember to thank the Lord for your friends, your trampolines, and yes, even your diapers!